Elisabetta Canalis is an Italian model and TV presenter and apparently she’s in movies. She must be up for an award because we all know that the big stars always appear in skimpy bathing suits. I don’t know where I was going with this. I’ll just let you look at the pictures because let’s face it, you’ve probably skipped right over this shit, and if you didn’t then you’ve learned a valuable lesson. Reading is for chumps.
This hot vixen is Italian TV personality Elisabetta Canalis. She spent the 4th of July on the beaches of Miami making all the other women jealous. Some of you may say that Elisabetta is too thin but I think she’s just right. You can take her out to eat and you won’t have to worry about her picking off all your fries. Try doing that with Vida Guerra. That hungry beast will start chewing on your arm.
Caroline D’Amore took her bony ass to get waxed recently because that swimsuit is awfully small around the crotchal region if you know what I mean. Who the hell is Caroline D’Amore? She’s one of those chicks who live in LA that don’t do anything because their dads have loads of money. She also enjoys waxng herself and showing a little “toe” on the beach.
When you think about skinny chicks with amazing bodies, who do you think of? Marisa Miller? Alessandra Ambrosio? Those are good choices but you should probably start putting Melissa Satta up there because this woman’s body is nuts. You know what else you should think about? Not wearing socks with sandals. What’s up with that shit? Did you change your mind about wearing shoes after you put your socks on and were too lazy to take them off, or did you do that on purpose?
